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hello my lovely little followers
i hope you've all had a good christmas, and to our non-christmas celebrating friends i hope you've had a good december (see, how multicultral am i???). my christmas was ok...not the best ever but relativley good.
speaking of relatives...... shudder. yesterday (wednesday) i went on a round the county trip to visit my relativley insanes.
first stop: grandmother and grandfather #1. and as a really SPECIAL treat hippy and manbeast were there as well..ahem, i mean my uncle and his fiance. bu someone should tell him it's no longer the seventies. but then again it might be too much of a shock for him. grandma's grub was excellent...but watching my grandpa chew slowly with his mouth wide open kinda made me want to BARF!!!!
second stop: grandfather #2. and for a truly FUN surprise so was Hagrid...ahem I mean my ex-uncle Nick. but he has a beard and a ruddy (lol) face exactly like Hagrid. but not quite as tall. but just as round in the belly department. i had brought a book with me to read, but as it was called "it's ok, I'm wearing really big knickers" i couldn't read it, incase my grandfaher's teeth fell out with shock. so i had to sit there SMILING. shudder. and his house is tiny, so it wasnt like there were any decent hiding places. i couldn't even get signal on my mobile.
on the way back my dad drived like a maniac through the fog. untill i wanted to puke. so overall, a FABULOUS day. for someone living in Australia. far far away from my family.
i would just like to say that i wrote a list of all the things i hate about myself. guess how many there were? 178. then i wrote a list of all the things i like about myself. there was one (my eyebrows). i have nothing more to say.
(in the famousish words of Sir Trevor McDonald) good night and thank you for watching. or reading.
lollypoppy
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